Nocturnal 7 year old future universe ruler in the body of a 16 year old with too many issues who tries too hard to seem normal to the rest of the world.
There is literally nothing worth your time here it all sucks.
Current feeling: #KevinLives.
what if everyone in beacon hills split up after high school and they all come back as adults with significant others and kids
what if all their first born children are named scott
A REMINDER THAT DONNA IS THE BEST
Friendly reminder in one novel a character says ”flipping” a lot and The Doctor goes ”Yeah that’s the TARDIS’s swear filter”
Suddenly I like the word “flipping” very much.
imagine the 12th Doctor going: you flipping flip. get out of flipping TARDIS you flipping piece of flip.
i would cry
*knock knock* “FLIP THE FLIP IN OR FLIP THE FLIP OFF!!!”
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
"ok loki now you take the boat and steer us to a secret door between worlds like u promised"
who in their fuckin right mind lets loki drive anything look at that face this is the face of someone who would drive the boat into a pillar for fun
All tv shows have that one episode that must never, ever be talked about
glee has like 4
The main reason 80% of my wardrobe is black is to avoid bloodstains
WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE
PERFECT SWEET BABIES
I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like.
THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL.
This is important
IMPORTANT PINT NOISES
OMG NooOOOOOOO i’m die
The fucking cat knocked my laptop off of the table and now my charger’s broken thanks a fucking bunch
o shit they’re becoming self aware #plotholes